EPIC FAILS

EPIC FAIL:  (Dictionary.com) Slang. A spectacularly embarrassing or humorous mistake, humiliating situation, etc., that is subject to ridicule and given a greatly exaggerated importance.

I will certainly be adding to this list...so check back often.

1.  Overshares of pretty much any variety...like when you share with your teenage daughter that her dad was 'Lucky Number 7'.  She was shocked at the time but apparently not so shocked in that she did not hesitate to share with a few friends, with whom I am friends with their mothers, via whom I learned of LB's share years later.  We live in the Bible belt and that news just kinda makes you look like a 'Ho.

2.  Finding out your dog has chewed a hole in crotch of your spandex bike shorts...just about the same time as everyone else in your yoga class finds out too.

3.  That last post of mine...jeez.  Being overly tired and amphetamines do NOT mix.6. 

4.  Seeing your petite co-worker out with her family of strapping six foot brothers and saying :"Hey Sheila, You the only midget in your family?" when around the corner comes her only sister...who's a little person.  I know...

5.  Having your teenage son see you pour a shot of Kahlua in your morning coffee traveler.  "Isn't that alcohol?" he asks.  Me:  "It's sweetener".  I don't think he bought it.

6.  You better make darn sure that you have a good chance, A VERY GOOD CHANCE, that you're going to be entertaining down south before you shave - neatly landscape - your nether regions...because if it doesn't happen, you're going to be frustrated AND itchy and prickly and really pissed off. Yep.